GOT A MINUTE

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass

and looking up at the clouds.

He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God,

"God," he said. "how long is a million years?"

God answered,"In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answered, "To me, it's a penny."

The man then asked,"God, can't I have a penny?"

God answered, "In a minute.

HUMOR

A Husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men,

showed her a study which indicated that men use on the

average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women

use 30,000 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband

that women use twice as many words as men because

they have to repeat everything they say.

Looking stunned, He said,"WHAT?"